The TriumphOfTheNow.com “Ten Words Or Fewer” format returns with Will Camden (the pen name of Patrick Clarke), author of Confessions of a Professional Conspiracy Theorist.
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Q: What is the title of your book?
A: Confessions of a Professional Conspiracy Theorist.
Q: What’s the book about?
A: A marketing man who sells paint, veganism and conspiracy theories.
Q: Are you working on any new projects?
A: A series of eBooks as background material to the themes.
Q: Are we alone in the universe?
A: Potentially, but Humans always believe in beings from other worlds.
Q: Do you have a mantra? If willing, please share.
A: The opposite to a lie is not always the truth.
Q: What is “cool”?
A: Anyone who’s happy and at ease doing their own thing.
Q: Where is somewhere you could go every day?
A: A riverbank.
Q: What’s one skill you wish was taught in schools that isn’t?
A: Thinking.
Q: George Michael sang, “You’ve got to have faith.” Was he right?
A: Yes. It’s what Humans thrive on, belief without evidence.
Q: Why do we consider cannibalism such a taboo?
A: We’ll soon be eating lab-grown meat. Ask again then.
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Book Summary:
Written by Will Camden, Confessions of a Professional Conspiracy Theorist blends social commentary, historical fiction, satire and cultural analysis to explore how belief – any belief – is manufactured.
Neither a straightforward memoir, nor a simple novel, it reads like a confession, an exposé, and a fable all at once.
Marketed and sold as fiction, the novel is rooted in real-world experience and deliberately blurs the line between fact and fabrication.
Learn more about Confessions of a Professional Conspiracy Theorist and Will Camden here: https://willcamden.co.uk/product/confessions-conspiracy-theorist/
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