Anti-comedy Creative Prose Rap

Four New Songs

solid bald sings four times again

Apologies, avid readers and keen fans for my absence from this space for a week or so. I’ve been reading – a lot – and watching lots of movies, but instead of making blog posts about those, I sat down to try and make music to accompany my annual XXXmas spectacular. However, I got over-excited and, after re-recording the vocals for the song I wrote last year, ‘Santa Come Back (And Tell Me That The World Is Flat)’ I segued into a music-filled weekish off from work.

In that time I covered a Christmas classic, made a – in my opinion genuinely musically interesting – heavy techno track backing a silly poem from my 2018 poetry collection Bad Boy Poet, and then I wrote and recorded an original and very very sleazy countryish song as a partial (and cheap wuheyyyy) Xmas gift for my lover.

Listen to them all below. Share them if you like them! Invite me to perform them live if you want! Be entertained! Hope you all had a wonderful Christmas.

I’ll be back in the coming days with at least one post looking at at least one of the books I’ve read during the last couple of weeks, and then some kind of “year end round-up”, though as I’ve had a much better 2020 than most people I know I’ll try and do something more interesting and less smug than it’s possible for me to be.

OK, listen up! Enjoy! And – if you haven’t already – please please please please please order the pleasure of regret: it’s provoking gushing praise or intense silence from everyone who’s read it, so it’s clearly doing something right!


Buy Me a Coffee at ko-fi.com

Thank you so much for reading TriumphoftheNow.com! If you like what you’ve read, please subscribe, share and order one of my books. If you love what you’ve read, why not order me something frivolous and noisy from this Amazon wishlist or make a quick donation via my ko-fi page?

I’m currently focusing on parenting and creative practice, so small donations are appreciated now more than ever!


scott manley hadley aka SOLID BALD live

Here’s a video of me recently performing at the prestigious (it has a Wikipedia page) comedy night, Quantum Leopard. Listen to how much fun the crowd is having. You could have that much fun, too!

Forthcoming gigs include the following – there may/will be others:

17th March 2026, 7pm: Slap & Giggle @ Coin Laundry, Clerkenwell

24th March 2026, 7.30pm: Lolipops, Southwark

26th March 2026, 7.30pm: Comedy @ Cosmic, Plymouth

9th April 2026, 7pm: Sunset Comedy, Chalk Farm

15th April 2026, time tbd: BALD PERSONALITY DISORDER 40min-ish WIP at Shirker’s Rest, New Cross (more details soon!)

3rd May 2026, 8.30pm: BALD PERSONALITY DISORDER FULL LENGTH WIP at the Caxton Arms for the Brighton Fringe

23rd May 2026, 8.30pm: BALD PERSONALITY DISORDER FULL LENGTH WIP at the Caxton Arms for the Brighton Fringe

30th May 2026, 8.30pm: BALD PERSONALITY DISORDER FULL LENGTH WIP at the Caxton Arms for the Brighton Fringe

6th June 2026, 5pm: BALD PERSONALITY DISORDER FULL LENGTH WIP at Barbertown, Droitwich for the Rik Mayall Comedy Festival

27th June 2026: Twinkles Cabaret, London

9th August – 14th August: BALD PERSONALITY DISORDER at The Street, Edinburgh, part of PBH’s Free Fringe


Discover more from Triumph Of The Now

Subscribe to get the latest posts sent to your email.

0 comments on “Four New Songs

How did that make you feel?

Discover more from Triumph Of The Now

Subscribe now to keep reading and get access to the full archive.

Continue reading