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On The Phrase “I Want To Pump You Full Of Spunk”

I don’t believe there is a man alive who hasn’t said, thought, heard, written or read the phrase “I want to pump you full of spunk” (or words to that effect*) at some point in his miserable, testosterone-fuelled little life. And this worries me.

As a statement it is both destructive and very aggressive. “Pump” in itself is such an industrialised term – reminiscent of factories, petrol, hydroelectricity, irrigation – that to want to commit something described as such within the act of love comes across almost as confused rather than perverse.
Secondly, “full of” implies a level of satiation verging on the dangerous. If something is “full” it cannot contain more. Does the afore-mentioned phrase reveal a wish in its speaker to not just ejaculate within, but to starve, deprive of water/oxygen/warmth their lover? Is the user of the phrase more than a man yearning for an internalised orgasm, is he instead a man hoping against hope to drown the vessel he is loosing his seed within? Is he a killer? Is he a murderer?
I’ll leave THAT up to you to decide…
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*examples would be: “Feel the jizz!”, “Let’s get ready to come-ble!”, “Would you like to make love?” and, of course, “Can you smell what my cock is cooking?”

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