Maldoror and Poems by Lautréamont
Maldoror is a fucking weird book. It was written in the late 1860s by Isidore Ducasse, a young South American-bornContinue Reading
Maldoror is a fucking weird book. It was written in the late 1860s by Isidore Ducasse, a young South American-bornContinue Reading
A video of me performing some old songs. I’m considering gigging with my raps soon. Terrifying.
It’s not a book, so I shan’t provide a review as if it were one, but over the last fewContinue Reading
This is a beautifully crafted and elegantly written novel, a complex and intelligent exploration of ego, aging and self-fabrication. WrittenContinue Reading
I stumbled, heady on free cheese and Spanish lager, into a temporary toilet cubicle at the Hay-on-Wye literary festival, lockedContinue Reading
Tropic of Cancer, to use a colloquialism Miller might have approved of, is a cunt’s hair from being EXACTLY myContinue Reading
Steinbeck’s The Grapes of Wrath is an aggressive, brutal, novel that tears a reader through the depths of starvation, disease andContinue Reading
Last night, on the way home from central London, I saw something that shook me up a little. Not somethingContinue Reading
Please watch my new short film where, a la B. S. Johnson, I openly discuss the way I see theContinue Reading
Like the fashionable urbanite I am, yet again I’ve arrived late to a party. The problem with encountering something highlyContinue Reading
Building up towards my planned reading of Ulysses in August, I decided to try a different, shorter, Modernist classic. This was Woolf’sContinue Reading
Today I collated all the short stories. poems and openings to novels I wrote as an undergraduate and published themContinue Reading
A Death In The Family revolutionised the way I thought about literature. The honesty, the transparency, in Knausgaard’s autobiographical proseContinue Reading
I first read B. S. Johnson years after first learning of him. His (somewhat infamous) “book in a box”, The Unfortunates,Continue Reading
I have decided, mostly as a way of procrastinating before a) sending off my first novel to agents or b)Continue Reading
I decided to treat the whole of 1Q84 as a single novel, rolling through from the first volume to theContinue Reading
What’s that? You’d like to understand a bit more about the way Hip-Scott writes his raps? Sure thing! Here’s aContinue Reading
This week I have developed, or at the very least noticed, my first wrinkle. It is above and to theContinue Reading
I discovered the music of Janis Joplin in the late Spring of my first year of university. I’d just spentContinue Reading
I try to wake up at seven every morning in order to, before I go to my soul-numbing job, attemptContinue Reading
I’m meant to be meeting someone at eight. In town. Which will take me approximately thirty minutes to get to.Continue Reading
An old man died in the house I currently live in. Although the smell has now dissipated, what remains isContinue Reading
Sorry for being quiet. I’m about a third of the way through Haruki Murakami’s 1,200-or-so page, two volume epic 1Q84,Continue Reading
At the risk of losing my hard-won feminist credentials, I’m not certain I really enjoyed this. The first hundred pagesContinue Reading
They play a radio in the office I work in. Which makes me feel like a builder. For the lastContinue Reading
I don’t feel – because I’m not – qualified to term my analysis of this collection of BS Johnson’s shortContinue Reading
It’s water in that glass. Hence the face. I’ve been drinking a lot of Port recently. This happened for threeContinue Reading
Sat, supposedly insulated from the horrors of real life, writing the chorus of a hot new rap song, I noticedContinue Reading
This essay comes packaged with a 1940 book review of Hitler’s Mein Kampf in a lovely paper pamphlet. I bought itContinue Reading
When I drew up a list of experimental novels I felt I should read before my return to university inContinue Reading
I recently cut my hair. Drastically. Cut fucking loads off. And I look much better for it. (You’re goddamn right,Continue Reading
I thoroughly enjoyed The Bell Jar. And I realise “enjoyed” might not sound like the appropriate word… I loved Plath’sContinue Reading
Nothing interests me on The Mall. And only the pelicans do in St James’s Park. But I like walking, passing,Continue Reading
Sat at my desk at work, barely a minute (or at the very most two or three) goes by withoutContinue Reading
I found myself, as I neared the end of this, oddly, unexpectedly, moved. This novel charts Kerouac’s last year orContinue Reading
I’m writing this on a coach. I know. How embarrassing. I’m failing to read Kerouac by the insufficient, electric, light,Continue Reading
Sat in the central courtyard, Michelangelo’s Cloister, of the National Museum of Rome, I was filled with an immense andContinue Reading
It’s cold. It’s raining. I feel ill and exhausted. And I have to go to a job in the morning.Continue Reading
Jonathan Franzen, the best-selling, critically lauded author of The Corrections and Freedom, also penned two other long novels before heContinue Reading
The Roman Forum is fantastic. Eerie, elegant, a little bit scary… Despite being full of other tourists and located inContinue Reading
I’m in Rome. And a bit pissed*. Earlier today I was served lunch in a small Tuscan-Umbrian border town (Chiusi)Continue Reading
I don’t believe there is a man alive who hasn’t said, thought, heard, written or read the phrase “I wantContinue Reading
A few days ago, as part of my scathing review of Charles Mingus’ Beneath The Underdog, I mentioned that IContinue Reading
Witness the birth of Hip-Scott
Rather lamely, Florence is probably the non-British city I know best. It’s full of beautiful, wonderful buildings, sculptures and paintings,Continue Reading
I used to love Charles Mingus before I read this.
I was up a tower in Siena this afternoon and was gifted this beautiful view of the red-tiled roofs ofContinue Reading
I’m spending a short spell off Shit Island*, which is always pleasant. Even leaving it to be in a countryContinue Reading
This is a very serious book. It’s a deeply realist exploration of a single day in a Soviet-era prison camp,Continue Reading
Black Hole is a graphic novel, all about the socio-psychological repercussions of a sexually transmitted disease afflicting a bunch ofContinue Reading











































