Category: Creative Prose
Birthday Post: 30 Things I’ve Done, 30 Things I Haven’t
it’s my 30th birthday
Sobriety As Taboo – Scott Manley Hadley
Originally posted on Milk + Beans:
Every time I make it sober to the end of the day, I feel like I’ve…
The Sauna Series — Scott Manley Hadley — minor literature[s]
Scott Manley Hadley is a literary blogger and poet. Renowned for his candid and tongue-in-cheek reviewing style he’s also aContinue Reading
Scott Manley Hadley Reads Some Poems
listen and or watch me read some poems (or do neither)
Scott In A Podcast on His Poetry
hear my voice, reacquaint yourselves with my fallibility
Wham! Medley: Christmas Video 2017
Scott sings some songs in a garage
Scott Manley Hadley ON THE BBC
talking about my bald head and my sufficient pubes to camera
Eulogy for Philip Hadley
the speech i read at my grandfather’s funeral
Birthday Literary Suicide Tour
So I walk on towards deaths (plural) in the cooling twilight
Ensayo en Español: La vida de B. S. Johnson
Quieres informática biográfica sobre B. S. Johnson?
busy busy busy busy
I’ve been busy busy busy doing lots of different things, including writing two new articles for the Huffington Post andContinue Reading
In Love With HS2 & Awards Excitement
new article & award attention elsewhere
On Urinals
How many men must a man urinate in front of before you can call him a man?
in print alert / in paper print / paper print alert / in paper alert
read all about bs johnson – like this blog but in a book
“Herod’s Filthy Bathtime” from The Body and the Baptist
Once upon a time, I was trying to be a writer…
on enraging the public
PAY ME ATTENTION
Baldies vs. Real Men
Bald men: Another Victim of the Patriarchy
do you wanna learn about my pubes?
no hair on my head, loads of hair on my balls
“Cuban Prostitutes” from Tell Me About Love
In memory of Fidel Castro, some prose inspired by Pedro Juan Gutierrez from a decade ago.
[sung] oooh, fellas: what’s ya dicksiiiize?
A 4 second Noise Piece and a link to more madness at the HuffPo
Love Notes to Men Who Don’t Read by North Morgan
Absolutely knock out novel about the gay bro scene.
do u have a sexist friend?
relentlessly promoting my anti-london agenda
Birthday Post: 6,500 Words on Skyfall
It’s my birthday and I’ll write 6,500 words on Skyfall if I want to
lst nite i drmt tht smbdy lvd me
someone has written about me
R u a gay or a racist???
A bald head looks like the tip of an erect penis without the external urethral meatus.
Baldness Article #2
Mr Hip-Scott himself is back on the HuffPo
I Write Self-Involved Book Review For Another Site
I read and discuss a book about dickhead hipster bartenders, just weeks after stopping being one.
kill yourself, you hipster faggot
some anonymous little merican sent poppa some h8 mail and poppa aint havin none of it
a poem I did like most of a decade ago
I’m trying to get back on top of regular posting on the blog and due to circumstances outside of myContinue Reading
on the beach from fat man on a beach
Visiting the Llyn Peninsula in North Wales.
BS: Automatic Prose
In 2014 I took part in an “initiative” by the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra that sought to use classical music asContinue Reading
Simulating Cunnilingus On A Fried Egg Sandwich
The fridge didn’t have the food in to facilitate a fry up: no bacon, no sausage, no mushroom, no tomato.Continue Reading
My First eBook
Today I collated all the short stories. poems and openings to novels I wrote as an undergraduate and published themContinue Reading
On Today’s Self-Indulgent Recreational Activity
I have decided, mostly as a way of procrastinating before a) sending off my first novel to agents or b)Continue Reading
State of the Nation
Nothing interests me on The Mall. And only the pelicans do in St James’s Park. But I like walking, passing,Continue Reading
Old School Friend
‘Which way?’ ‘Wherever, man. Just somewhere without CCTV, you know? My ket dealer got fuckin’ three years ‘cause some factoryContinue Reading
Triumph Of The Now 